Baby Blackeye

Once upon a time in Soviet Russia, Baby Blackeye was born wielding a pair of fire fans at birth. That’s right. She popped right out of her mom’s vajayjay with fans…on fire…which was frowned upon in those days but at least she cauterized her mom’s womb. Anyways, she was driven out of Soviet Russia by a mob of angry yeti’s whom were jealous of her angelic voice (because yeti’s are renowned yodelers) and her ability to rock a corset. Upon the back of a narwhal she sailed unto the mysterious Flagstaff where she discovered a group of performers ever eager to put her talents to use.